Libya’s Labia… is Gaddafi a Pussy?

Occasionally I awaken from having consumed alcohol until the wee hours of the morning and am pissed off at what I see on the news. Mind you, it takes some time to drag my alcohol-submerged brain into gear, but in this case lets take a look at what is going on in Libya.

Gaddafi, spell it however you like but this seems to be the correct way to do so, is a pussy. Let’s be serious here. When you attack a self made militia who are shooting machine guns out of the back of a 1982 Toyota pickups with your air force of Migs, you are insecure with your position of power. When Regan bombed Libya in 1986 in what was called “Operation El Dorado Canyon” this guy hid under a rock for a number of years.

He also seems to be a fan of plastic surgery, although I wonder if he is a fan of his plastic surgeons. From what has been reported he actually has had a variety of procedures, all using a local instead of general anesthesia since he cannot even trust those in his inner circle (paranoid Colonel?) That also makes me laugh my ass off, why would a guy who granted himself a military rank of Colonel not just make himself a General? Is it an attempt not to come off as being too much of an egotistical maniac? If so, why in the hell does he wear such ridiculous clothing? So maybe he just is too concerned to take such an important position? Can his Generals give him orders? Could it be that he is a bottom? That he likes being smacked down? Does he get off on it?

So that leads to a new way to view this maniac. If you look at him as a pussy, even a cuckold, then this all makes sense. He wants the big strong countries to smack him down to humiliate him, because he gets off on it. Do you think he really gives a damn about staying in charge of a country like Libya, a place that he has done a fine job of destroying and making into one of those places you would put in your bottom 5 list of places you would vacation? He has his money, he has whatever else he could want (probably young boys that he calls his little Corporals) but despite this he does insane things to inspire the wrath of big countries so he can get massive spankings in the form of missile launches. It seems as if he must enjoy the humiliation, the spankings, or could it be that he is just so far out of touch with reality that he really thinks he is what is best for the people of his country.

My thought? Pussy.

As for my thoughts on the media coverage… well, the usual suspects are behaving as you would expect them to behave. In fact, while I will give FoxNews more of a break than most, in this case their bias is so overt that it is damned near beating you with a club made of members of the republican party and the tea party (same damned thing, I know.)

My clearest observation is that the left leaning media is giving Obama a pass and making excuses for him and the right leaning media is using the military action in Libya to attack what may truly be hypocritical decisions by the current administration. Commenting on news coverage is getting to the point of becoming so boring that it is nearly impossible to jazz it up. You could pretty much sit on your couch watching whatever cable news network of your choice and say, ‘what you think the guys on the other channels are saying is what they are saying.’

Sad, but true.

Will real, hard news ever return? I am not sure. The genie is out of the bottle, the 24 hour news cycle has incorporated coverage of politics into news as if it is all news. It isn’t. Worse still most people cannot differentiate between what is politics and what is government. They think they are the same thing. Lets make something clear, politics is the ugly way that people get themselves elected to a governmental position. Politics should be left at the door when you walk into your Washington office on your first day and they should come down the hallway like they do down Burbon Street after Mardi Gras, hosing all the shit, piss, booze, and garbage out and sending it to the landfill. Better still, to an incinerator.

The general public is too ignorant (yes, meaning uneducated and uninformed) to understand political coverage, particularly when it is butted up against a report about something newsworthy.

Never, never, never OVER estimate the intelligence of your audience. Want to be a responsible journalist? Report facts, and be prepared for a short career.

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